Unbelievably, Seth hasn't updated his blog in over a day and a half. I am quite distraught and feel like I'm horribly out of the loop about what's going on in his life. Who knew I looked forward to reading his blog so much? Not me!

Maybe he's a total slacker? Maybe he's really busy? Maybe he's goofing off while his boss is on a train bound for Seattle? That seems most likely. I wonder what's going on at the Human Head offices now?

Definitely time to go.

I'm sure I'll hear from anyone who's horribly offended.